Motherhood

There’s No Crying In Baseball

i was recently reading about a celebrity divorce and the wife was quoted saying that she was focused on staying strong for her kids and was doing ‘a lot of crying in the shower’. you know what i save for the shower? my vibrator.  that’s what i don’t want my kids to hear.

There’s No Crying In Baseball

Dear Nick and Faith,

I'm talking about a person who swore she never wanted kids only to find out it was because I knew deep down loving you this much and not being able to protect you forever and control your every outcome would be one of life's longest, hardest lessons to practice.

Dear Nick and Faith,

The Female Curse

Everyday I have the privilege of working with women. I should say working closely; I literally stand in the dressing room sizing and assessing their busts to find the proper fitting bra. In such close proximity, it's no wonder we start dishing our stories, sharing secrets and revealing our insecurities. So it may come as a surprise when I tell you that hearing my 13 year old daughter disparage her body KILLS Me.

The Female Curse

Separation Anxiety

Naturally, the first few days were glorious. I literally danced my way out of camp playing Freedom by Beyonce. I relished in work, meetings and running. I couldn't believe that I didn't have to stop, drop and roll in the middle of whatever to make sure someone got dropped off or fed.
Separation Anxiety